" crab apple "

 [ "crab apple" ]

1: N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor. 

 [ "Crab apple" ]

1: Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite! 

 [ "Crab apple" ]

1: When you look like shit

  * e.g.,  ... I don't look good today I look like a crab apple 

 [ "Alabama Crab Apple" ]

1: To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud. 

 [ "Crab Apple McNasties" ]

1: A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

  * e.g.,  ... Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch! 

 [ "holy crab apple" ]

1: is something that is super wow and that blows your mind

  * e.g.,  ... "holy crab apple is a flying cow" " holy crab apple did that just happen " 

 [ "richmond crab apple quick step" ]

1: A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

  * e.g.,  ... Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step 

 [ "Crab apple mcnasty" ]

1: A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today" 

 [ "crab apple suprise" ]

1: An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

  * e.g.,  ... "That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit 

 [ "New York crab apple" ]

1: When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

  * e.g.,  ... Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?